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Joe Biden wants to know who ate his Texas Toast

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DOVER – It’s noon in Delaware and the Vice President is angry. Joe Biden is known for his aggressive political nature, but on this particular day his angst stems from something more primal. Truth be told the man is plain hungry.

Minutes earlier the Vice-President had ordered a thick plate of Texas Toast slathered in beef gravy and then promptly excused himself to the restroom. Upon his return, he was greeted by a plate of glistening gravy, but alas, no Texas Toast.

“Who ate my Texas Toast?” Mr. Biden bellowed, as on-lookers tried hard not to look conspicuous. “Honest to goodness folks, who steals a man’s toast?”

Mr. Biden well known for his gaffe laden pontifications seemed in his comfort zone as he sniffed around Linda’s Diner for any probable suspects. “Seriously ma’am, I’ll buy you some apply pie, if you’ll tell me who took the toast,” Biden said, interrogating an elderly woman who was sipping split pea soup.

To his credit, the Vice-President kept his broad smile and sharp wit throughout the ordeal. After 20 minutes Mr. Biden conceded defeat, quickly ordered a grilled cheese sandwich and sat in silence until it arrived.

After his meal Mr. Biden left a generous tip and walked toward the door. Before exiting he pivoted on his left foot, faced the dining room and blurted, “Folks, fess up, who ate my Texas Toast!?”

Written by ikeusa

March 14, 2009 at 7:21 am

Posted in Buffoonery

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