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ELF claims responsibility for “Street of Dreams” fires

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In a poorly worded blog posted via text message, Rizzo “Jingle Bells” Johnson, age 344, has claimed initial responsibility for the recent string of house fires north of Woodinville, Washington, in a neighborhood known as the “Street of Dreams”.

Portions of the blog, available this morning on Johnson’s account reveal the motives behind the fires: poor holiday cookie offerings. “Santa saiys [sic] the cookies they left out were sub-standard for that neighborhood.” Johnson later writes that several homes in the neighborhood apparently had a track record for leaving Santa cookies “that even the rainedear [sic] wouldn’t touch.”

Police stated Monday they were investigating the claims.

Written by ikeusa

March 3, 2008 at 6:29 pm

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  1. Holy Toledo! The Daily Debacle is back minus the “Djibouti” obsession. I don’t know if that is a good thing or not…

    The 3rd Cent

    March 12, 2008 at 12:11 am

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