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Man rescued from olympic sized waterbed

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HAINESVILLE – According to eye witnesses an area man was rescued today from an Olympic sized water bed near his home.

Russell Davidson, 32, was found flailing in the middle of a giant water mattress by passersby sometime around 1pm. Coast Guard helicopters were dispatched soon after, plucking Davidson from the bed and transporting him to a nearby hospital.

“I heard yelling coming from a curiously large water bed and saw Russell stranded in the middle,” said Beth Hailey who witnessed the incident. “He should have known not to walk alone across a ginormous water bed.  He should have used the buddy system,” she said.

Coast Guard officials said Davidson was resting comfortably tonight after complaining of nausea and an extremely sore back.

Written by ikeusa

April 1, 2009 at 11:57 pm

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