Man rescued from olympic sized waterbed

HAINESVILLE – According to eye witnesses an area man was rescued today from an Olympic sized water bed near his home.
Russell Davidson, 32, was found flailing in the middle of a giant water mattress by passersby sometime around 1pm. Coast Guard helicopters were dispatched soon after, plucking Davidson from the bed and transporting him to a nearby hospital.
“I heard yelling coming from a curiously large water bed and saw Russell stranded in the middle,” said Beth Hailey who witnessed the incident. “He should have known not to walk alone across a ginormous water bed. He should have used the buddy system,” she said.
Coast Guard officials said Davidson was resting comfortably tonight after complaining of nausea and an extremely sore back.